So when it comes to music, I used to generally try to go in blind and give all of my attention to the music, ignoring things like flashy videos or super hot mamas because at the end of the day it’s called music and not super hot flashy mama video time. But then I realized that covers are the world’s way of telling you pretty much exactly what is going on beneath the surface, at least in music. And, coincidentally, I really, really hate pretty much all covers that music comes in. I’m going to make this a regular segment, and call it An Ode to Generally Always Judging A Book By Its Cover.

Day 1:

Tara Simmons

I could tell from the minute I saw her photo I would hate Tara Simmons, because it looks like every stupid quirky album cover to come out in the past like 10 years.

And I did.

Until next time,

—K

So cute…bland…